It has been more than two months since I have seen Maximus. He has to be easily the greatest being of all time. Even though he isn't the most obedient little critter there is. Yeah... sometimes he does manage to steal my steak and cheese sub that cost me ten dollars, more than once. Yeah... that sub is literally bigger than him, so what. He does come in to my room to wake me up at 5:30 in the morning to give him something to eat or walk him to go poop. Oh! And his is what most people call a girly dog and whenever I go out I have his little hair all over me. Who cares! I miss my dog Maximus Superbus Arulius. And if you call me a bitch for missing that little bastard. I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish and have Maximus urinate on your remains.